Hey there Bret, I see you're looking down. Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown, Just because I get more women than you, Well that's only because... more

Hey there Bret, I see you're looking down. Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown, Just because I get more women than you, Well that's only because they don't know you like I do. Sure you weedy, and kinda shy, But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy, They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay, So just hear me out when I say... Bret you got it going on! The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality. I said Bret you got it going ooon! Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!" Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly? Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem. Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable, Because you're bumpable, Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable, If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now. Bret you got it going on! (Got it going on) That's the conclusion that I've come to, But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you. Bret you got it going ooon! (Got it going on...) No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady. OH, if one of us was a lady! And I was your man, if I was your man. Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman, And then I imagine you with some bosoms. In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely, And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel, I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you. And I just lay there and spooned you. Bret, you got it going on. less

Bret song

Bret song less

From the 12th and final ep on Season 1 :(

From the 12th and final ep on Season 1 :( less

A clip from Flight of the Conchords episode six.

A clip from Flight of the Conchords episode six. less

Bret "The Hitman" Hart's full entrance video from circa 1997.

Bret "The Hitman" Hart's full entrance video from circa 1997. less

From the episode "Bowie". With closed captioning for the hearing impaired. I understand some people find the lyrics inaccurate, claiming that Jermaine says... more

From the episode "Bowie". With closed captioning for the hearing impaired. I understand some people find the lyrics inaccurate, claiming that Jermaine says "mate" instead of "man." I claim it doesn't really make a difference. But if it is particularly upsetting to some of you, feel free to subtitle the video yourself with the correction and upload it. I don't mind. less

Out of character interview with bret mckenzie of flight of the conchords

Out of character interview with bret mckenzie of flight of the conchords less

Comedian:Bret Ernst In theaters Feb 8, 2008- Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights -- Hollywood to the Heartland follows Vaughn as he... more

Comedian:Bret Ernst In theaters Feb 8, 2008- Vince Vaughn's Wild West Comedy Show: 30 Days & 30 Nights -- Hollywood to the Heartland follows Vaughn as he handpicks four up-and-coming comics and then leads them on a remarkable 30-city, 30-day, 30-show tour as tour creator and emcee. The film features footage from the tour's performances, as well as behind-the-scenes and a host of surprise guests. Featuring: Ahmed Ahmed, John Caparulo, Bret Ernst, Sebastian Maniscalco. less

Montreal Screwjob 1997 old tape

Montreal Screwjob 1997 old tape less

the match

the match less