The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe... more

The best part of making this video was the fact I got to eat the props. Except the bottled water. I'm a Grimace cup kind of dude. Feel free to subscribe and/or check out the other videos! I'll go ahead and include the lyrics on here until I put them on the site. Sittin' on the couch with the morning post With a cold cup of coffee and some boring toast Thinkin' I'm-a change it up, yeah that's always fun What you reckon, Remz? A McDonald's run So we hit the couch cushions, need some dollars, friend Yo, I found a five. Man, that's Canadian. How 'bout a loonie? A twonie? A spoon or The Goonies? Oh, it's 10:25. Dude, you gotta move, G. Got the cash, got the car, got the pedal to the floor Speed limit's 25, but I'm doing 34 Going drive-thru style, man it's fast express You can call it trans fat, I call it happiness Roll up to the teller fella with a minute to spare Frenchy with a headset, "can I take your order?" A McGriddle with a little sweet and sour there, son A McMuffin, then be stuffin' muffins up in my trunk Then a tray or two of hotcakes, man I can't decide, uh... All's I know is hit them things with Aunt Jemimah How 'bout an egg fajita for some Texas flavor No drama but my momma wants a breakfast bagel Don't forget my #4, or there'll be hell to spend And I want them eggs poached like an elephant Frenchy back on the line, "is that all your order?" No it ain't, fool, I want a Coca-Cola! Get my cup of Coke and I'm-a start a riot Cuz on the cup lid, dude depressed the "diet" Check his shirt tag, and I catch the name Brian, I ain't tryin' to drink aspartame Sittin' on the couch, 'bout an hour later Pickin' at a pouch of some Now n' Laters Hardly starving, man, but I find a hunch Start the car up fast because it's time for lunch It just takes two bucks and I get what I need Two beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese "Supersize Me" said he's had enough of it But how is it bad for my heart if I'm in love with it? If you never had McDonald's, heck, well dude you should It's a party, like a Hardee's, except the food is good Just don't get a large #2, I plead with you friend Cuz it'll be a large #2 when you see it again Enter the store, first you holla, then you Pick a couple items off the dollar menu Four hot McNuggets, dessert with custard Mix the sweet n' sour with a squirt of mustard. A Big Mac attack, you can max the lettuce Paying ain't a pain, they take cash or credit Want a water? You can pay up there for spring Or get the free Grimace cup--how embarassing They say, "you're playing with a cardiac arrest, my boy" Only thing bad for my heart's when they forget my toy Now I'm-a have a milkshake, but before you rant It's made of shamrocks--now that's a plant People say it's bad, but I don't believe them McDonald's is peace--just ask Tom Friedman Momma catch me with a 'zine, and she's screaming "stop! Don't you worry, Mom, it's just my man Ray Kroc Thanks to dubzattic for the beat! less

Live 105 Morning show "Aries Spears" rap with Woody,Tony and Ravey. Edited By: myspace.com/whitemenace

Live 105 Morning show "Aries Spears" rap with Woody,Tony and Ravey. Edited By: myspace.com/whitemenace less

AMV Dragon Ball - www.eqp.it Music by Porta - Dragon Ball Rap Video by bombillero

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A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before. IMPORTANT NOTE: This video... more

A music video featuring some of your favorite or perhaps not so favorite Star Wars characters like you've never seen them before. IMPORTANT NOTE: This video is not mine, and I do not take any credit for it. Here are the lyrics (although please note that they are not absolutely correct, as I do not have confirmation from the artists). From now on, any comments asking for the lyrics will simply be removed. I will not insult you even if you are stupid and ignorant enough to deserve it. Admiral: This is Admiral Biatch to base camp, it seems the stormtroopers have gone on strike and I have no experience with this type of shit. Who should I call for help? Vader: It's the V to the A to the D-E-R (Vader!) Reconstructin' the Death Star! With my slick suede suit that's black like tar, Fucking you up no matter who you are! Palpatine: Tell them motherfuckers 'bout this here Dark Side! Pull up on your planet, Death Star drive-by! And we'll beat the Rebels 'cause their skills ain't shit! Vader: And in my TIE Fighter, Zig-zags stay lit! Yoda: Oh, shit! Yoda on the scene, 900 year fiend smoking Dagobah green! Bitches on my tip, like Lando on liquor. Lando: Ah, you're just jealous 'cause my black dick's thicker. Chewbacca: *Wookie yell* Lando: Yo! Tell 'em Chewie, last night I had Leia all drunk wanting to do me. Luke: Shut the fuck up man! Leia's my sister! The only thing you're getting is a beat-off blister. Ben Kenobi: Luke! Use the force before intercourse, but Luke! Don't forget! Bitches ain't nothing but hos and tricks! (Ohh!) Luke: Obi-Wan, I'm the top gun! (top gun) The chosen one, hotter than both suns! Vader ain't shit, his head's cut up and split! He's slower than the first Pentium chip! (Dark Side!) Vader: No one brings it worse to this fuckin' universe! (Rebels!) Luke: You know we'll fucking win, 'cause we'll fight to the end! (Dark Side!) Palpatine: I can feel the anger dwelling within you! (Rebels!) Yoda: You also feel Vader's dick in you. BIATCH! *Incoherent Huttese Jabba rap* Han Solo: Jabba, you ain't nothing but a fat-ass slug! Fake gold chains? You sorry-ass thug! Sittin' in your palace with your blue-headed whore, trap door to the Rancor. *sound of someone falling* C3PO: Oh, my, goodness gracious me! I'm a gay man's golden fantasy! Programmed for homo-ecstasy, ten million forms of gay positioning. For my golden shower, you must pay a fee, but R2-D2 gives it up for free. *R2-d2 squeaks* R2-D2, watch your language! Always having sex with robotic strangers! Jar Jar Binks: Meesa like to drink and smoke all night! Meesa like to fight and fucka yo wife. Meesa no care 'cause meesa so dumb. Meesa will fuck you with me tongue. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Yousa wants a meesa cause meesa wants some. Meesa wants some cause meesa wanna cum! less

Chris Rock at its best: Stand up Comedy about society, daily Life, America and Relationship. Here hes talking about how hard it is to defend Rap Music and Hip Hop today. Also mentioned: Tupac, Little John

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http://charlieissocoollike.net Yup. You read that right. RAP. Sleeping provided by: http://youtube.com/walllofweird Backing track is royalty free from: http://freeplaymusic.com

http://charlieissocoollike.net Yup. You read that right. RAP. Sleeping provided by: http://youtube.com/walllofweird Backing track is royalty free from: http://freeplaymusic.com less

This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result. Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at: www.goremy.com Thanks to dubzattic for the beat!

This may be obscure to many. This was originally going to be an entry for a video contest, but then I started getting silly. I hope you enjoy the result. Check out my other videos and/or feel free to subscribe! Also, check me out at: www.goremy.com Thanks to dubzattic for the beat! less

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=257754034&s=143441 Get the song + remix now on iTunes and other online stores around the... more

http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewAlbum?id=257754034&s=143441 Get the song + remix now on iTunes and other online stores around the world!!! Just search for "mac or pc" Pantless Knights Productions is bringing you its debut project "Mac or PC" whether you like it or not. Video directed by David Fine. Video produced by Peter Furia & Beau Lewis. Lyrics by Furia & Beau-J. Music by O'Clock. Check out http://www.macorpc.org and http://myspace.com/macorpc Contact: macorpcvideo@gmail.com NOTE: SONG + REMIX ARE NOW AVAILABLE ON ITUNES AND OTHER ONLINE STORES AROUND THE WORLD!!! LYRICS: I'm a right-clicka I'm an iBook flippa Macs and PCs - no fight gets bigga Surf Safari or browse in I.E. Better know what you rep(resent) - a Mac or PC! USB 1-2.0, son, you don't know watch my data flow From MS-DOS command line prompts Black backgrounds, no special sauce Well I've only been around since '84 But my ease of use has done so much more From a Plus to a Classic to a II GS To a PowerPC, my OS is the best So clickable, design is lickable My aqua interface makes XP dispicable Quick I pull the RAM stick out the slot Then I swap it with generic cause the port is hot If you see life through an LCD Betta know your brand is it a Mac-or-PC? Take a look at Vista enjoy the view I suggest Premium or the ultimate skew cop a Dell with a graphics card - super fast turn the arrow on and lick the glass Tiger's fast as hell But Leopard's got the boom Time machine is mad mean you're absurd - what's a zune? Middle name: innovate All features integrate Now stay the hell out of my developers' conferences! Nonsenses - I'm networking You're not working Stop staring at your built-in webcam YouTube surfing Ha! 1,000 views is pretty fresh ComputerGal36 even says I'm the best He is the best with his videos And cuts them all on his Final Cut Pro Mac, PC, and Me, At Last When I run IT'S A iPOD! Talk IT'S AN iPHONE! Stuff I gotta have no matter what It's an iLOAN! I want an Intel, plus CS3, but for now I'm streamin keynotes in bed Listenin to Steve Uh! Compatibility Everybody fits with me All the applications wanna get with my virility At any time Yo, it might go off And you can ride it Til it's Micro-Soft Huh! Pay attention I got a new invention Steal your next idea At the MacWorld Convention But guess what You'll always be behind Cuz Mac is a state of mind -------------- Since many people have asked... YES, the video was cut on a Mac. less

This is from the smack dvd! funny as shit!!!!!

This is from the smack dvd! funny as shit!!!!! less

John Cena rap battles a fan

John Cena rap battles a fan less