Duration: 2:15 min
Try from the weekend.
Sorry about Nisbit and Mexted being in there -_-
Try from the weekend.
Sorry about Nisbit and Mexted being in there -_-
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Added on April 14, 2008, 7:45 pm
Views: 7774
Duration: 1:14 min
Air New Zealand Cup match from 2007
Air New Zealand Cup match from 2007
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Added on September 19, 2007, 5:43 am
Views: 9617
Duration: 1:20 min
From the 12th and final ep on Season 1 :(
From the 12th and final ep on Season 1 :(
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Added on September 3, 2007, 1:12 am
Views: 616707
Duration: 1:32 min
From the 12th and final ep on Season 1 :(
From the 12th and final ep on Season 1 :(
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Added on September 3, 2007, 1:10 am
Views: 566750
Duration: 1:45 min
JEMAINE AND BRET
Frodo, don't wear the ring.
I know it's very tempting.
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders they'll know you're there.
Yes,...
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JEMAINE AND BRET
Frodo, don't wear the ring.
I know it's very tempting.
Yes, you will appear to disappear,
But the dark riders they'll know you're there.
Yes, Lord Sauron has many spies...
EUGENE
(as Saruman)
Many spies, have many eyes...
JEMAINE AND BRET
One ring to bind them, to find them,
One ring to rule them all,
One ring to bind them, one to find them,
One ring to rule them ALLLLLLL!!!
Yea, Little Frodo!
You've got to rule them, Frodo, rule them with the ring Come on ruuuule them
with your ring!
EUGENE
(as Saruman)
Lord Sauron has many spies, beasts and birds.
MEL
(as Arwen)
If you want him, come and claim him!
BRET
(as Frodo)
Do they, Gandalf?
MURRAY
(as Gandalf)
I am not a conjurer of cheap tricks!
JEMAINE
(as Sam)
I can't carry the ring
But I can carry you, Mr. Frodo.
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
You have my sword,
BRET
(as Legolas)
And my bow,
DAVE
(as Gimli)
And my axe!
MEL
(as Arwen)
Noro nim mish fir mar nim nor!
JEMAINE
(as Sam)
Mordor...
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
We'll never make it.
There's thousands of them and only nine of us...
BRET
(as Frodo with ring)
Ohhhh...
DAVE
(as Aragorn)
We made it...
BRET
(as Frodo)
Hurray, we made it.
BRET AND JEMAINE
Yo Frodo, what you doin' wearing the ring?
All powerful jewelry, is that your new thing?
I know it's hard when you're little more than 3 foot 4
Your little ass so close to the floor.
Trying to lead the fellows to the gates of Mordor
The Fellowship!
(Yea the fellowship)
I don't rap about bitches and hos,
I rap about witches and trolls,
just passing on the words of the Elven king,
Wisdom to all
Frodo! Don't wear the ring!
JEMAINE AND BRET
Frodo don't wear the ring,
The magical bling bling,
You'll never be the Lord of the Rings...
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on August 26, 2007, 11:03 pm
Views: 268995
Duration: 1:59 min
Cheer up Murray
Don't let it get you down
Pick yourself up off the ground
It's gonna be alright
Cheer up Murray
You look a little sad
Your life ain't so bad...
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Cheer up Murray
Don't let it get you down
Pick yourself up off the ground
It's gonna be alright
Cheer up Murray
You look a little sad
Your life ain't so bad
Just think of all the good times
Remember your 33rd birthday
You threw a great big party
And all of your friends were there for you
Jemaine, Greg, and me
We brought you a cake in the shape of a four and a three
'cause we all thought you were forty three
You got a dog
He loves you Murray
It's one hell of a dog
It's an English bulldog
And you've got a car
Don't you Murray
It's an '03 Accord
Only one previous owner
And you've got a job
You've got all of your limbs
You've got a sensitive nose
And you do Tae Kwon Do
You're good at matching your ties to your clothes
You've got a wife
Though she comes and goes
Some people don't return your calls
They don't return your calls
People will call you Gingerballs
They'll call you Gingerballs
Those people don't know what they see
They just see Gingerballs
Gingerballs
Cheer up Murray
It's time to forget
Your wife met someone on the net
Let's go and get an ice cream
Cheer up Murray
So nothing goes your way
It's the same every day
Well, tomorrow is another day...
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on August 26, 2007, 10:56 pm
Views: 504940
Duration: 1:55 min
I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me
I'm the funky monkey junky
You're...
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I'm the pretty prince of parties
You're a tasty piece of pastry
You're so lighty flighty flakey
I go where the party takes me
I'm the funky monkey junky
You're a flunky bunky donkey
You're a picture of the devil's daughter
I'm a pitcher of holy water
Oh pretty prince of parties where's
the party now? - I don't know.
Oh pretty prince of parties where does
water go? - I let it flow.
Oh pretty prince of parties can I come
to your party? - No.
Oh pretty prince of parties where do
you get your clothes? - They're made
of snow. Pretty party clothes
crocheted of snow.
I'm the mickey Maori minstrel
You're the high priestess of tinsel
I'm the guru god of ganja
Ramashalanka lanka ravi shanka
la la la la la la la la la la la la
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on August 20, 2007, 7:37 pm
Views: 487675
Duration: 2:24 min
J: Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes (J)
B: Just wanna do somethin'...
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J: Ooohhh....ooooh....
I just wanna, I just wanna
B: Just wanna do something special for all the Ladies in the World
J: Oh yes (J)
B: Just wanna do somethin' special
J: Ah (J)
B: For all the Ladies in the world
J: Is that possible? (J)
B: And the gir-rls
Don't forget them girls
J: Caribbean
B: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin' ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin' ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
J: Oh you sexy hermaphrodite lady-man-ladies
With your sexy lady bits
And your sexy man bits too
Even you must be in to you ooo ooo
B+J: All the ladies in the world
I wanna get next to you
Show you some gratitude
By makin' love to you it's the least we can do...
B+J: If every soldier in the wo-orld
Put down his weapon and picked up a woman
What a peaceful world this world would be-eee...
B+J: Redheads not warheads
Blondes not bombs
We're talkin' about brunettes not fighter jets
J: Oooh Oooh it's got to be Sweet 16's not M-16's
When will the governments realize it's got to be funky sexy ladies?
B: I have a vision and all I can see
Is all of you with 'a all of me
In a world of peace and harmony
Where every lady gets a little piece of Bret-y
J: I've been to Paris, Wellington and Amsterdam
And a wham-bam, Merci, Danke, thank 'a you ma'm
I don't care if you're ugly or you're skanky or you're small
I just wanna do a little something special for y'all...
B + J:All the ladies, in the world, you deserve it, Girrrrrrl...
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on August 20, 2007, 7:31 pm
Views: 960402
Duration: 1:40 min
J: Ah Ah...
B: Ah Ah...
J: Ah Ah...
B: Ah Ah...
B+J: Ah Ah...
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B+J:...
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J: Ah Ah...
B: Ah Ah...
J: Ah Ah...
B: Ah Ah...
B+J: Ah Ah...
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B+J: Mermaid Mermaid
J: Mermaid
B: Mermaid
B: Mermaid murmured
Into my ear
The answers to questions
I'm longing to hear.
B+J: Does it relax you
To hear the sound of the land?
Do you, a mermaid, have
Slightly webbed hands?
(AH AH AH)
B+J: Is it normal for a guy to wear
A scuba apparatus
When he makes love in the sea?
Make love to me.
Would it be weird for you
If I touched your fishy half?
It would for me.
B+J: (AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO)
B: Do you have mermaid parties beneath the sea?
J: Am I invited?
(AH...)
B: At these mermaid parties do you smoke seaweed?
B+J: If so, then how do you light it?
(OOO...)
B: Are you the answer to a drunken sailor's lonely wish?
B: Wish wish wish...
B: Or are you an optical illusion caused by a woman sitting on a rock
Holding half a fish?
J: Half a sexier fish...
B+J: (AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(AH AH AH OH WA-EE-AH WA-EE-AH)
(OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO-A-OOO)
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on August 13, 2007, 12:56 am
Views: 309473
Duration: 1:54 min
A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further...
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A kiss is not a contract
But it's very nice
Mmmmm, very nice
Just because you've been exploring my
mouth
Doesn't mean you get to take an
expedition further south
No.
A kiss is not a contract,
But it's very nice,
It's very, very nice,
Just because we've been playing tonsil
hockey
Doesn't mean you get to score the goal
that's in my jockey
Just because I'm in a two man
novelty band
Doesn't mean it's all about
poontang.
I can't go around loving everyone
I just wouldn't get anything done
You can take me out to dinner that
might be quite nice
you could buy me a burrito and some beans
and rice
but that won't get you into pants
paradise
They call it a fly because it takes
you up to heaven oh oh
A kiss is not a contract but it's very
nice. It's very very nice.
I'm only one man, baby, pretty baby
We're only two men, ladies
Babies. Pretty babies.
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on August 5, 2007, 11:28 pm
Views: 1035910
Duration: 2:32 min
J: Je voudrais une croissant
J: Je suis enchante
J: Ou est le bibliotheque?
J: Voila mon passport
J: Ah, Gerard Depardieu
B + J:Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh...
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J: Je voudrais une croissant
J: Je suis enchante
J: Ou est le bibliotheque?
J: Voila mon passport
J: Ah, Gerard Depardieu
B + J:Un baguette, ah ha ha, oh oh oh oh
B: Ba Ba ba-ba Bow!
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
B: Et maintenant le voyage a la supermarche!
B: Le pamplemousse (grapefruit)
B: Ananas (pineapple)
B: Jus d'orange
B: Boeuf
B: Soup du jour
B: Le camembert
B: Jacque Cousteau
B: Baguettte
J: Mais oui
J: Bon jour
F: Bon jour
J: Bon jour
F: Bon jour, monsieur
J: Bonjour mon petit bureau de change
B: Ca va?
L: Ca va.
B: Ca va?
L: Ca va.
B: Voila -- le conversation a la parc.
B: Ou est le livre?
J: A la bibliotheque
B: Et le musique dance?
J: Et le discotheque.
B: Et le discotheque
J: C'est ci, baby!
J: Un, deux, trois, quatre
B: Ba ba ba-ba bow!
All: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
F: Ou est le piscine?
J: Pardon moi?
F: Ou'est le piscine?
J: ...Uh...
F: Splish splash
J: ...Uh...
F: Eh...
J: Je ne comprends pas.
F: Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Eh?
F: Eh? Parlez-vous le francais?
J: Uh ....No.
F: Hmmm.
B: Foux da fa fa
Foux da fa fa fa fa
Foux da fa fa
Ah ee ah
Ba ba ba-ba bow!
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on August 5, 2007, 11:25 pm
Views: 1652953
Duration: 2:14 min
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my...
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Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
Uckin' with my shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my shi-
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
I pay my mutha uckin' rent fortnightly
Mutha uckas at the bank trying to play me
And I'm out for my account
'Cause out on A.P
On AP
Yeah, you know me
Mutha ucka charge a two buck transaction fee
Makes my payment short
My rent comes back to me
Minus a twenty-five dollar penalty
So you'll see me 'cause of your mutha uckin' fee
Read the words
On my ATM slip, it said
We're all mutha uckas
And we're uckin' with your shi-
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My transaction shi-!
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
My weekly statement shi-!
My weekly statement shi-!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
With my balance shi-!
How many mutha uckas?
Too many to count
Mutha uckas
The mutha ucka runs a racist uckin' grocery
The mutha ucka won't sell an apple to a Kiwi
The shi- fight's gonna get vicious and malicious
Cut the cra- ...
I need my red delicious
Tells me as a Kiwi that my money isn't valid
Gonna dice the mutha ucka like a mutha uckin' fruit salad
Then... ... Granny Smith... ...
...an avocado... ... b-... -a... ...
...a mango... ...
Then pop an apple in his ass, yeah!
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
I'm gonna juice the mutha ucka
There's too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my shi-
He's gonna wake up in a smoothie
Too many mutha uckas
Uckin' with my (beatboxing)
Everybody come on!
Too many mutha uckas uckin' with my shhhhh
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on July 30, 2007, 2:05 am
Views: 1468537
Duration: 2:35 min
Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde
Every day I'd look across the office floor
There you were your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Leggy...
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Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde
Every day I'd look across the office floor
There you were your hair down to your legs
And your legs down to the floor
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Now that you are gone I'll never see you here for tech repair
I wish you knew how much I loved your legs and your hair
Leggy blonde, goodbye
Goodbye
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
Leggy blonde
Goodbye
Goodbye
I had a budgie but it died
(whoa)
I like pie
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Leggy leggy leggy leggy
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie blondie blondie
Blondie blondie
Leggy blonde
I'll never get
I'll never get to be with ya
I'll never get to share another cup of tea with ya
I'll never get to let ya know how much I think of ya
I'll never get to tear your clothes off on the photocopier
He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get
He'll never get to say
Oooh leggy blonde you got it goin' on
Wanna see you wearin' that thong thong thong
See you getting' on to the break of dawn
(Mumbling) panties on
Goodbye
Goodbye, leggy blonde
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on July 30, 2007, 1:58 am
Views: 726781
Duration: 2:37 min
In the Marmalade forest (forest), between
the make believe trees, in a
cottage cheese cottage! Lives
Albie, (Albie,) Albie, (Albie,) Albie the
Racist Dragon -...
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In the Marmalade forest (forest), between
the make believe trees, in a
cottage cheese cottage! Lives
Albie, (Albie,) Albie, (Albie,) Albie the
Racist Dragon - Part Six... And so
all of the villagers chased Albie
the racist dragon, into a very cold and very
scary cave. It was so dark and so
scary there that Albie began to
cry. Dragon tears, which as we all
know turn into jellybeans! Just
then, he felt a tiny hand on
his tail, and he turned around and who
should it be, but the badly burned
Albanian boy from the day before.
What are you doing? I thought I
killed you!
Grumbled Albie, quite racistly...
No...no! Albie, you didn't kill me
with your dragon flames. I crawled
to safety, but I was left very badly
disfigured...
Laughed the boy.
Why are you crying, Albie?
Well, all the villagers chased me into
this scary cave. I think it's
because I'm soooo racist...get your
hand off my tail. You'll make it
dirty.
They didn't chase you here because of
your racism. They chased me here
too when I became all disfigured
like this. They just don't like us
because... because we're different
to them.
And at that Albie cried a single
tear which turned into a jellybean
all the colors of the rainbow! And
suddenly...Albie wasn't racist
anymore!!!
So they sat in the cave (the cave), and ate
bubblegum pie (yum) Albie the
racist, (Albie the racist,)
Albie the racist
(well, not anymore) dragon.
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on July 30, 2007, 1:49 am
Views: 410512
Duration: 1:46 min
Hey there Bret,
I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because...
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Hey there Bret,
I see you're looking down.
Don't wanna see my little buddy down with a frown,
Just because I get more women than you,
Well that's only because they don't know you like I do.
Sure you weedy, and kinda shy,
But some girly out there must be needy for a weedy shy guy,
They want you as they needle when they're rolling in the hay,
So just hear me out when I say...
Bret you got it going on!
The ladies'll get to know your sexuality when they get to know your personality.
I said Bret you got it going ooon!
Not in a gay way, just in a "hey mate I wanted to say that your looking ok mate!"
Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?
Not all the time obviously, Just when he's got a problem with his self-esteem.
Don't let anyone tell you you're not humpable,
Because you're bumpable,
Well I hope this doesn't make you feel uncomfortable,
If I say you got a "boom ow ow" come on Bret help me out now.
Bret you got it going on!
(Got it going on)
That's the conclusion that I've come to,
But that doesn't mean that I wanna Bum you.
Bret you got it going ooon!
(Got it going on...)
No doubt about it we'd be going crazay if one of us was lucky enough to be born a lady.
OH, if one of us was a lady!
And I was your man, if I was your man.
Well sometimes It gets lonely and I ne-ed a woman,
And then I imagine you with some bosoms.
In fact, one time when we were touring and I was feeling really lonely,
And we were sharing that twin room in the hotel,
I put a wig on you while you were sleeping, put a wig on you.
And I just lay there and spooned you.
Bret, you got it going on.
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Added on July 22, 2007, 11:31 pm
Views: 1454867
Duration: 3:01 min
Bowie's in space
Bowie's in space
What you doing out there, man?
That's pretty freaky, Bowie
Isn't it cold out in space, Bowie?
Do you want to borrow my...
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Bowie's in space
Bowie's in space
What you doing out there, man?
That's pretty freaky, Bowie
Isn't it cold out in space, Bowie?
Do you want to borrow my jumper, Bowie?
Does the space cold make your nipples go pointy, Bowie?
Do you use your pointy nipples as telescopic antennae to transmit data back to
Earth?
Bet you do, you freaky old bastard you
Hey Bowie, do you have one really funky sequined space suit?
Or do you have several ch-changes?
Do you smoke grass out in space, Bowie?
Or do they smoke Astroturf?
Ooh!
Receiving transmission from David Bowie's nipple antennae
Do you read me, Lieutenant Bowie?
This is Bowie to Bowie
Do you hear me out there, man?
This is Bowie back to Bowie
I read you loud and clear, man
Ooh yeah, man!
Your signal's weak on my radar screen
How far out are you, man?
I'm pretty far out
That's pretty far out, man
Ooh- ah- ooh!
I'm orbiting Pluto
Ooh- ah- ooh!
Drawn in by its groovitational
(Groovitational pull)
I'm jamming out with the Mick Jagger-nauts
Ooh, and they think it's pretty cool
Are you okay, Bowie?
What was that sound?
I don't know, man
Ooh, it's the craziest scene
Yeah, I'm picking it up on my LSD screen
Can you see the stratosphere ringing?
To the choir of Afronauts singing
Bowie's in space
Bowie's in space
Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie
Bowie's in space
Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie Bowie
Eena-ma-ma-meena-mina-mowie
Phasers on funky
Eena-ma-ma-meena-mina-mowie
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-Bowie's in Space
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on July 22, 2007, 11:20 pm
Views: 625794
Duration: 2:42 min
Sally, I love you
Sally, I love you
Sally, I need you
Sally, I need you, too
I need to be with you
But I don't just love and need you
I love and need and want...
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Sally, I love you
Sally, I love you
Sally, I need you
Sally, I need you, too
I need to be with you
But I don't just love and need you
I love and need and want you, too
I don't just love and need you
I love and need and want you, too, too
Yeah, well I love and need and want you, too, too, too
That's too many- That's just ridiculous
Oh, you could be with me
Or you could be with me
If you wanted to be
If you wanted to be with me
Or me
The only thing stopping you from being with me
Is that you don't want to be with me
It's the same with me
Except with me
But if you did I'd hold you tight
Every single night
And we'd fall asleep together
And we'd wake up in the sunlight
Well, maybe I'm a dreamer
But maybe one day you'll see
That dreams are-
Yeah, yeah
She gets it
Stop cockblocking me
'Cause who knows what makes love stop or start
I can't help but think that now you're engaged we're drifting apart
And who am I to say that love will last?
It won't or it will
But maybe Mark will be involved in an accident
And you'll get a life insurance payment of half a mil
It's not about the money, but it could set us up financially
If you came back to me
Or me.
Sally, I wrote this song to tell you know much I love you
Quite a lot, actually
Even sometimes more than my current girlfriend
I love you so much
I love you, sometimes, even more than my current girlfriend
Sally, I co-wrote this song to tell you how much I love you
It's quite a lot, actually
Well, he's said basically just the same thing
I think he's been looking over at my bit of paper
Except with the girlfriend bit
Ooh, I love you
I love you you you you
Ooh, and I need you
I need you you you you you you you you
I need to be with you
Ditto that
'Cause you and me, we were meant to be
Bret's got a girlfriend
But Sally and me, we were meant to be
Bret, you've got a girlfriend
Yeah well, I'd break it off with her if I knew Sally wanted to be with me
Just so you know Sally, unlike Bret I'm available immediately
Sally, I love you
Lyrics credit: whatthefolk.net
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Added on July 16, 2007, 12:28 am
Views: 156293
Duration: 3:44 min
Unghh
Girl tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night...
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Unghh
Girl tonight we're gonna make love
You know how I know?
Because it's Wednesday
And Wednesday night is the night that we usually make love
Tuesday night is the night that we usually go to your mother's place and I teach
her how to use the video machine again
But Wednesday night is the night that we make love
It's when everything is just right
You're not too tired from your afterwork social netball team practice
There's nothing good on TV.
Mmmmm...
Conditions are perfect for making love.
You turn to me and say something sexy like, "I might go to bed. I've got work in
the morning."
I know what you're trying to say, baby.
You're trying to say "Aww, yeah. It's business time."
It's business
It's business time
I know what you're trying to say
You're trying to say it's time for business
It's business time
Ooh
It's business
It's business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
The next thing you know we're in the bathroom brushing our teeth
That's all part of it, that's foreplay.
Foreplay is very important in love making
Then you go sort out the recycling
Which isn't part of the foreplay, but it's still very important
That's not foreplay, but it's still very important.
Then next thing you know we're in the bedroom
You're wearin' that same old ugly, baggy T-shirt with a stain on it that you got
from that team-building exercise you did for your old work several years ago
"Team Building Exercise '99".
I take off my clothes
But I trip over my jeans 'cause I'm still wearing my shoes
But it's okay because I turn it all into a sexy dance.
The next thing you know I'm wearing absolutely nothing
Except for my socks
And you know when I'm down to my socks what time it
It's business time
It's business
It's business time
When I'm down to my socks it's time for business
That's why they're called business socks
Ooh
It's business
It's business time
Aww aww yeah yeah
Making love
Making love for
Makin love for two
Making love for two minutes
When it's with me, you only need two minutes, girl
'Cause I'm so intense
Two minutes in heaven is better than one minute in heaven
You turn to me and say something sexy like, "Is that it?"
I know what you're trying to say, girl
You're trying to say, "Aw yeah, that's it"
And then you tell me you want some more
Well, uh...
I'm not surprised
But I am quite sleepy
Mmm
It's business
It's business time
Business hours are over, baby
It's business
It's business time
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Added on July 16, 2007, 12:25 am
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Lives are like retractable pencils
If you push them too hard they're gonna break
And people are like paper dolls
Paper dolls and people, they're a similar...
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Lives are like retractable pencils
If you push them too hard they're gonna break
And people are like paper dolls
Paper dolls and people, they're a similar shape
Hmm hmm hm
Love is like a roll of tape
It's real good for making two things one
But just like that roll of tape
Love sometimes breaks off before you were done
Another way that love is similar to tape
That I've noticed
Is sometimes it's hard to see the end
You search on the roll
(search on the roll)
Search on the roll
(searching round the roll)
Search on the roll
(search)
With your fingernail
Again and again
And again and again
And again.
Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with the tape
The tape of love
The sticky stuff
Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with tape
The tape of love
The sticky stuff.
People people Chorus: Brown paper, white paper
Paper paper Stick it together with tape
Paper paper The tape of love
People people
People people
Pencil pencil
Pencil pencil
Paper paper
Put the pencil to the paper
Give the paper to the people
Let the people read about the sello tape
Oh baby baby
Yeah
You know, Jemaine, I've been thinking about love. And I guess it's the very stron-
gest adhesive.
Oh sorry, Bret. Were you talking to me? I was humming. What did you say?
Oh, just...nothing.
Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with tape
The tape of love
The sticky stuff
Yeah
Ooh brown
Brown paper, white paper
Stick it together with tape
The tape of love
Say it
Sticky
Stick stick
Stick it together
Ye-yeah
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Added on July 8, 2007, 9:51 pm
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If you want me to
I could hang 'round with you
If I only knew
That's what you're into.
You and him
Him and you
If that's what
You're into
Him hanging 'round...
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If you want me to
I could hang 'round with you
If I only knew
That's what you're into.
You and him
Him and you
If that's what
You're into
Him hanging 'round
Around you
You're hanging 'round
Yeah, you're there too.
And if you want me to
I will take off all my clothes for you
I will take off all my clothes for you
If that's what you're into
How 'bout him
In the nude?
If that's what
You're into.
In the nude in front of you
Is that what you'd wanna view?
If it's cool with you
I'll let you get naked too
It could be a dream come true
Providing that's what you are into
Is that what
You're into?
Him and you
In the nude?
That's what he's prepared to do
Is that the kind of thing you think you might be into?
And then maybe later
We get hot by the refrigerator
In the kitchen next to the pantry
You think that might be what you fancy?
In the buff
Being rude
Doing stuff
With the food
Getting lewd
With his food
We heard that's what you are into
Then on our next date
Well, you could bring your roommate
I don't know if Stu is keen to
But if you want we could double-team you
How about you
And two dudes?
Him, you and Stu
In the nude
Being lewd with two dudes with food
Well, that's if Stu's into it, too
All the things I'd do
The things I'd do for you
If I only knew
That's what you're into
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Added on July 8, 2007, 9:40 pm
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