Those carbon offsets seem to be quite popular these days. So why not expand the concept to other forms of pollution, right? Hmm... Hope you like it! New song coming out soon!

Those carbon offsets seem to be quite popular these days. So why not expand the concept to other forms of pollution, right? Hmm... Hope you like it! New song coming out soon! less

An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer! Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced: Hummus.... more

An ode to hummus. Or however you spell it. Hope you like it. Plenty of videos to come this summer! Oh, here are the lyrics, it's kinda fast-paced: Hummus. I'm eating hummus. Dip it to my thumb-us. It's the best, beats the rest When you seem to need a paste with some taste to put on your pita Hit me, hit me With a little chick pea Got a lot of bread That's the trick, see? I'm a fast pita eater got the pedal to the metal Putting down so much bread You'd think I was Hansel and Gretel Now my bread's all gone Hmm, what's the next pick? Checkin the pantry How 'bout some bread sticks? Bust the tops off the box Dip it in all the way Put that stick in my head Like I'm Phineas Gage I got my hummus from the supermarket Don't be a weenie If you want real hummus in your stomach Then you need some tahini Is this hummus cooked? You ain't gotta boil it, yo You just need more peas than a toilet bowl You've been sitting there for hours eating? Maybe brah... It's like the toilet's eating hummus Through a crazy straw! Remy Remz in a Benz Cruisin' on a Sunday When'd you rent a Benz, Remz? I thought you rock a Hyundai Driving up to Detroit Now that summer's here Rock City? Nah man, I call it Hummusville! What, you on vacation? Sounds like a nice world Man, I'm working harder than a Valtrex in a Spice Girl Dearborn's the place where the hummus flows I thought they liked coneys, man I saw it in the Post I love dipping in the hummus, man I beg your pardon? I'm eating more paste than I did in kindergarten Options pouring out on Warren lots of food I see Got cuisine on from Shatila down to New Yasmeen I done came for the food I'm a hummus-eating menace Ask my doctor, turn your head and cough Aren't you a dentist? Clap your hands really fast If you think hummus is the best Now shake sh-shake shake your pita If you hit the hummus with paprika Saddam, Iran, Osama, Baby bomber drama, little peace: it's on your TV, but believe me There is good in Middle East, it's... Hummus. I'm eating hummus. With Thomas Jefferson-us. less

http://www.americasworstcook.com Hey friends! This video was a lot of fun to make...I got to team up with Howard Helmer--world-renowned cook and Guinness... more

http://www.americasworstcook.com Hey friends! This video was a lot of fun to make...I got to team up with Howard Helmer--world-renowned cook and Guinness World Record holder as the World's Fastest Omelet Maker! If your cooking skills are as bad as mine--or even worse--check out this contest. Also, you can insert your image into a rap video with me and Howard and be our co-star! Check it out, it's pretty neat! less

I saw one of those cheesy low-budget law commercials and thought "hey, I want one too!" I'm nothing if not cheesy and low-budget! Hope you like it! More videos to come!!

I saw one of those cheesy low-budget law commercials and thought "hey, I want one too!" I'm nothing if not cheesy and low-budget! Hope you like it! More videos to come!! less

I couldn't find a kickball, so I used cabbage. Hope you like it! Plenty more videos to come! Lyrics at: http://www.goremy.com/cheeselyrics.html

I couldn't find a kickball, so I used cabbage. Hope you like it! Plenty more videos to come! Lyrics at: http://www.goremy.com/cheeselyrics.html less

Sometimes you're just two different people. Habib can relate. Check out more videos at: http://www.goremy.com Thanks to the Gourmet Basket for supplying the baba ghanoush!

Sometimes you're just two different people. Habib can relate. Check out more videos at: http://www.goremy.com Thanks to the Gourmet Basket for supplying the baba ghanoush! less

Christine (HappySlip) tagged me yesterday, and I can't let her down. Thanks, Christine!! Check out her channel and be a subscriber like me: ... more

Christine (HappySlip) tagged me yesterday, and I can't let her down. Thanks, Christine!! Check out her channel and be a subscriber like me: http://www.youtube.com/happyslip Five facts about me, pretty straight forward. Not my usual video, but I hope you enjoy it! New Habib video this coming week, hopefully, so stay tuned! Check out TayZonday and "Chocolate Rain"!: http://www.youtube.com/tayzonday Also, if you're reading this, consider yourself tagged. less

Hope you like the video! I had fun making it. I also hope everyone has a great holiday season! Special thanks to my friend Gregg for his help and co-stardom! And, of course, toddler Remy. Lyrics at: http://www.goremy.com/holidayslyrics.html

Hope you like the video! I had fun making it. I also hope everyone has a great holiday season! Special thanks to my friend Gregg for his help and co-stardom! And, of course, toddler Remy. Lyrics at: http://www.goremy.com/holidayslyrics.html less

Oh happy day! Title updated! Special thanks to my friend (and fellow YouTuber) Sean Harris for his help on this video. Check out his channel: http://www.youtube.com/sdot10

Oh happy day! Title updated! Special thanks to my friend (and fellow YouTuber) Sean Harris for his help on this video. Check out his channel: http://www.youtube.com/sdot10 less

I thought I should post a video to mark the one year anniversary of my first video. So here it is! Thanks to everyone who has supported this channel and the... more

I thought I should post a video to mark the one year anniversary of my first video. So here it is! Thanks to everyone who has supported this channel and the website! I can't begin to tell you how much I appreciate it! This video is just silly...but then again, which of mine aren't? Thanks to dubzattic for the beat. Check out the website throughout the Fall--lots of stuff planned! less

Some friends and I went to the Caps' (my favorite sports team) home opener earlier this evening. I figured I'd bring the camera along and maybe put together a... more

Some friends and I went to the Caps' (my favorite sports team) home opener earlier this evening. I figured I'd bring the camera along and maybe put together a video to celebrate the upcoming Washington Capitals season! They shut out Carolina 2-0 tonight--woo!! LET'S GO CAPS! This is a "Washingtonian" take on the Tom Connors classic, "The Hockey Song." Special thanks to Matt (Matt), Phil (Bjorn) and BJ (Homeless guy) for helping out. Now go buy Caps season tickets! And while you're at it, buy me some too (may as well go Section 104, ice level...). less

"...by potential, I mean girl arms." I try to convince my mom the house needs a dog. See how it goes! Feel free to check out the other videos and/or subscribe!

"...by potential, I mean girl arms." I try to convince my mom the house needs a dog. See how it goes! Feel free to check out the other videos and/or subscribe! less

More raps on my channel! Thanks YouTube! It's almost football season, so I figured now would be a good time for something like this. Hope you all like it!... more

More raps on my channel! Thanks YouTube! It's almost football season, so I figured now would be a good time for something like this. Hope you all like it! If so, check out my other videos! I made the beat using Cakewalk's Kinetic software. I've never done so before, so I hope it's not too awful. Thanks to my friend Ajay, who bought me that awesome shirt which I may never take off. (Hopefully I get a higher rating than the shirt indicates, though!) Woo! Best day ever! Here are the lyrics (also on the goremy.com site): Well it's that time of year, time for making a team Time for dippin' in the dip and then be scrapin it clean You don't even own a rap album, you're a hater, you mean? I got more 50 Cent than a newspaper machine Well it's fantasy football, and Manning be took y'all But I got me the next highest pick It ain't the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog And if you don't believe me, ask Michael Vick Well we're all online and we be drafting, G Have a peak at my fantasy magazine Hey the 'zine ain't supreme, I got stats n' sheets I ain't tradin' LaDanian, so quit asking me People want my third pick but I ain't having that Because you know I gotta take Mike Vanderjagt Yo, what's the deal, Remz? Another pick from Buffalo? Yeah, I'm picking up more bills than Pacman Jones Rounds winding down, I'm finding out I'm gonna need another wide out, so I'm whining now Folks on the clock, Colts on the block Can't tell if Randle El is da bomb or not Head-to-head league with me? Boy, you're playing with fire Because I am the king of the waiver wire Picked up Jones-Drew before he ever got a run And I cut Tank Johnson 'fore he ever bought a gun I know the matchups man, and they ain't hard to pick Never hear me say "man, I should've started him." Don't need no expert picks, that's appalling, see Sunday morning Ron Jaworski be calling me My war room setup cannot be bested Checking out the 'net to see who got arrested My players play even if they're sore or not I don't cheer for teams, I just hope they score a lot Well my starting five'll make you start to cry And I'll beat you even if my starters got a bye Picking up top players even in the late rounds Got more sleepers here than the Heaven's Gate house Try to trade with me, I'm gonna clean you out Take your top running back and the mortgage to your house Think I'm gonna play nice? Well then you don't know me See you in Week 16, I'll be the one with the trophy. less

Here's a recap of this past weekend down in Charleston, SC for the CNN/YouTube Debate. It was a terrific success! This is a play on Johnny Cash's... more

Here's a recap of this past weekend down in Charleston, SC for the CNN/YouTube Debate. It was a terrific success! This is a play on Johnny Cash's "Jackson." Thanks to YouTube, Google and Steve Grove (citizentube) for sending me, and to everyone from YouTube and Google down in Charleston who were nothing but kind and helpful! Also thanks to CNN for choosing my question and to all the candidates for participating in a historic/new/exciting/participative debate format! I'd have made this sooner, but I just got some debate footage to use. Oh well! Hope you like it! less

I just got back from being on the Anderson Cooper show. Woo. He is really nice.

I just got back from being on the Anderson Cooper show. Woo. He is really nice. less

The debate just ended. They played my question! I ate too many Sour Patch kids...

The debate just ended. They played my question! I ate too many Sour Patch kids... less

I'm on my way to the debate. I'm late! Hey that rhymes. Dimes? I should go...

I'm on my way to the debate. I'm late! Hey that rhymes. Dimes? I should go... less

Hey all! I figured I'd submit an entry for this contest! How exciting! A couple friends of mine, Matt and Phil, joined the cast for this one. So special... more

Hey all! I figured I'd submit an entry for this contest! How exciting! A couple friends of mine, Matt and Phil, joined the cast for this one. So special thanks to them! And to my sister, who also appeared! We filmed it earlier this evening and had a blast. Hope you enjoy it! It's a video for Brad Paisley's new song "Online," off his album "5th Gear" which came out last month. BUY IT, it's fantastic! less

CNN showed my question for the CNN/YouTube Debates on their show this past Monday night. On a few occassions. How nice of them! Be sure to catch the CNN/YouTube Presidential Debates this Monday, July 23rd!

CNN showed my question for the CNN/YouTube Debates on their show this past Monday night. On a few occassions. How nice of them! Be sure to catch the CNN/YouTube Presidential Debates this Monday, July 23rd! less

Folks from YouTube will be providing questions in upcoming Presidential debates. How cool! Here's mine. -Remy, McLean, VA Check out my site at GoRemy.com!

Folks from YouTube will be providing questions in upcoming Presidential debates. How cool! Here's mine. -Remy, McLean, VA Check out my site at GoRemy.com! less